In other news, sorry for lack of activity! We had a flurry of it a while ago, but accidentally saved all of our queues as drafts!
We’ll try harder, it’s just been hard with high school and all.
Thanks for the follows, you’re all fantastic and I hope you’re having a great day!
Anonymous asked: Have you ever read that 'burgh' pokemon fic? I canant' post links on this so ill just say it comes up relativly high on ff if you search m rated fanfic with Burgh. As for content: necrobestiality with scat/watersports and implied rape at the end. Its a clusterfuck of a fic.
i’m going to fucking puke
myashesfalling asked: I just read through like four of these and literally feel ill. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. Also, I'm a masochist so I love this blog.
well we are all masochists… four is unhealthy though you should see someone about that UuU
Anonymous asked: oh my god. i was looking for bad death note fanfiction and somehow that led me to your blog. i am literally sick to my stomach right now (i really shouldn't go to blogs like this while recovering from a cold), but still, this blog is awesome.
glad to be of service, friend!

From the moment I’d seen her at The Pokey nearly three weeks ago, the woman had been like a flesh-eating bacteria slowly eating away at my self-imposed protective shell.
Stephanie Plum fanfiction, It’s About Thanksgiving
Title: Alice’s Super Duper Force
Summary: Alice uses her very powerful force, it’s not her fists she’s swinging around. She wants to use something else. Rated M.
Badness Rating: 8.5
Rating: M
Fandom: Superjail!
Submitted by: Anonymous
Comments: It gets interesting at chapter 2.
Title: Arthu’s Sucky Day
Summary: “Arthur has an all around bad day.”
Badness Rating: 9.5
Rating: M
Fandom: Arthur
Submitted by: alexthegreatandterrible
Comments: this is by the same person as “arthur’s adventerous day” but with 5x more writing and less use of the enter bar.
Anonymous asked: First off, I love this blog! Secondly, have you guys heard of Economic Flushout? Shit gave me nightmares.
Awww, thanks. This just made me SQUEEEE literally.
I have no idea what this ‘economic flushout’ you speak of. Is it a fanfic? Send us a link!
Thanks, Uipstel
Anonymous asked: I'm laughing way too much while reading those. I'm not sure, but I think this blog has broken me. Congratulations. (And oh gosh, the one about the Pope and Mozart...*laughs hysterically* Yes you have broken me.) I thereby declare this my new favorite blog (huzzah).

haha wow we should update this blog shouldn’t we
Anonymous asked: I actually love you guys :') <3
Aah gosh we love you too! <3 Thank you for putting up with us~