May 2013
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new affiliation! →
In other news, sorry for lack of activity! We had a flurry of it a while ago, but accidentally saved all of our queues as drafts!
We’ll try harder, it’s just been hard with high school and all.
Thanks for the follows, you’re all fantastic and I hope you’re having a great day!
April 2013
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever read that 'burgh' pokemon fic? I canant' post links on this so ill just say it comes up relativly high on ff if you search m rated fanfic with Burgh. As for content: necrobestiality with scat/watersports and implied rape at the end. Its a clusterfuck of a fic.
myashesfalling asked: I just read through like four of these and literally feel ill. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE. Also, I'm a masochist so I love this blog.
Anonymous asked: oh my god. i was looking for bad death note fanfiction and somehow that led me to your blog. i am literally sick to my stomach right now (i really shouldn't go to blogs like this while recovering from a cold), but still, this blog is awesome.
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From the moment I’d seen her at The Pokey nearly three weeks ago, the woman had been like a flesh-eating bacteria slowly eating away at my self-imposed protective shell.
Stephanie Plum fanfiction, It’s About Thanksgiving
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Title: Alice’s Super Duper Force Summary: Alice uses her very powerful force, it’s not her fists she’s swinging around. She wants to use something else. Rated M. Badness Rating: 8.5 Rating: M Fandom: Superjail! Submitted by: Anonymous Comments: It gets interesting at chapter 2.
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“Are you sure that he is f-fine?” said Jared, looking at Alice and then...
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Title: Arthu’s Sucky Day Summary: “Arthur has an all around bad day.” Badness Rating: 9.5 Rating: M Fandom: Arthur Submitted by: alexthegreatandterrible Comments: this is by the same person as “arthur’s adventerous day” but with 5x more writing and less use of the enter bar.
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It was Friday afternoon in Elwood City and Mr. Ratburn was teaching the class...
Anonymous asked: First off, I love this blog! Secondly, have you guys heard of Economic Flushout? Shit gave me nightmares.
March 2013
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Anonymous asked: I'm laughing way too much while reading those. I'm not sure, but I think this blog has broken me. Congratulations. (And oh gosh, the one about the Pope and Mozart...*laughs hysterically* Yes you have broken me.) I thereby declare this my new favorite blog (huzzah).
February 2013
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Anonymous asked: I actually love you guys :') <3
Anonymous asked: Get what checked out? I don't understand the reference :')
Anonymous asked: *hugs* You're teaching us how to write better by showing us examples of how NOT to write! Honestly, I appreciate it greatly <3
Anonymous asked: thaT HOMESTUCK FIC WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ MY EYES MY EYESSSSS *flails wildly for brainbleach*
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why do i run a bad fanfiction blog
why do i do this to myself
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Title: Sweetness in Collection Summary: “Mr. Dave’s Brother taught me a bunch of adult stuff! He even showed me things I never knew about.” A weird, happy blush situated itself on John’s face. Dad frowned, a bit confused. Badness Rating: 5 Rating: M Fandom: Homestuck Comments: I’m jumping off a bridge ((two chapters here))
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“How did you like the Striders’ house, John?”
It had been...
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Title: S036.Tort.1.Agony In Pink Agony in Pink Summary: Badness Rating: 6.5 Rating: M Fandom: Power Rangers Comments:
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S036.Tort.1.Agony In Pink Agony in Pink
***Preface and Warnings***
The following story is based on "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers." There have
been other stories, but this is a much stronger story than those other ones,
which are a little too "nice" for my...
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Title: Drunk love Summary: three cheers for twincest Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: Superjail! Submitted by: anonymous Comments: If you’re a fan of the twins, prepare to scream or cry at everything inside.
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“Common brother, you are drunk.” said the youngest of the twins. “I’msonot.” slurred the older twin, leaning heavily on his brother. The...
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Title: Cupcakes Summary: It doesn’t have one, but everyone’s heard of this one. Badness Rating: 10.5 Rating: M Fandom: My Little Pony Comments: “SHE WOULD, TOO. THAT PINKIE PIE IS CREEPY.” -Uipstel
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The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the...
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Title: Insanely in Love Summary: The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete Badness Rating: 4.5 Rating: M Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants Comments: one of the authors is called Tampon Mastrubation...
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Title: Super Jail adventure! part one Summary: What happens when the Warren decides to kidnap a girl who stumbles upon super jail? Let’s find out! Badness Rating: 8.5 Rating: T Fandom: Superjail! Submitted by: anonymous Comments: we’ll never know what happens in part two
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“Come along now everybody!~” The Warden said, seeming extra bubbly today. He was in his usual...
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Title: The Pope Meets his idol: Mozart Summary: One day the pope gets a chance to meet the man he respects most: Mozart. They share a beautiful love. Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: The Pope ????? ?? ? Comments: The Pope and Mozart have hot kinky sex and it’s vaguely terrifying lol text it
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“Benedict also stated that Mozart’s music affected him...
January 2013
23 posts
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Title: Crucified Summary: This story is more of an old study I did where themes from the Bible can be found in television shows. Warning: Contains Death, descriptive gore, and religious themes. Read with caution. Updated Badness Rating: 8.5 Rating: T Fandom: Naruto/Bible Comments: It’s not a study it’s a story about If Naruto Was Jesus
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He died, he rose from the grave,...
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Title: Bible Screw Ups Summary: Just random stuff. all copyright to owners i own Russian Jesus Badness Rating: 10 Rating: T Fandom: Bible/Thomas the Tank Engine Comments:
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In the beginning God was bored. He was bored of sitting in darkness. So he created a Hooker named Agnessa. But Agnessa gave birth to a son who decided to call Jesus. Agnessa died during childbirth. Jesus soon took up...
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Title: A Sit At The Island Summary: Rated M. Lord Stingray is on an island, but it is not Superjail. Something else unknown happens. Review please! Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: Superjail! Submitted by: anonymous Comments: -fans scream in terror-
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Lord Stingray stood still around a palm tree, he then sat down and laid his yellow, naked self in the dry sand. He wanted to get back...
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Title: Saviors and Miracles Summary: One day, Gamzee Makara meets Jesus Christ, a man that will change his life forever… but is the Messiah hiding a dark secret? Badness Rating: 5 Rating: M Fandom: Homestuck/Bible Comments:
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jesusChrist [JC] started saving terminallyCapricious [TC]
TC: WhO ThE MoThErFuCk aRe yOu?
JC: I am your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, the only son of God.
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Title: MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP Summary: A lovely love story about how the power of love can overcome anything. Even love. co-written with ScrotumTotem Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: Harry Potter/Bible Comments: o
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Haru Sama, why is your ass no upon the table for to receive the penisu of Lon kun?
just then, Daruc-kun bursts into the room and shovels a Slytherin snake into...
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Title: Ovipositive Summary: Badness Rating: 2 Rating: M Fandom: Homestuck Submitted By: none Comments: This fic is about Rose laying an egg. Don’t read if you don’t like that stuff.
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With an exasperated sigh, Rose Lalonde set down her crystal ball, and leaned against a pink slab of stone. It was very warm to the touch, as was the entire pitch black and steam-filled hallway she was...
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Title: Amy’s Eyes Summary: Running to no where after Sonic breaks the truth to her, Amy finds herself at Second Chance-a church. There she meets Him in a big way. Badness Rating: 4.5 Rating: K Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog/Bible Comments:
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*Amy’s Eyes*
Slosh!…
Slosh!…
Squish!…
That was the sound that my boots made as they hit the pavement. Rain was pouring...
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killtheskank asked: I just found this blog and I can't believe I didn't have it on my follow list before. I'm in tears.
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Title: Joker vs Satan Summary: It’s the Harlequin of Hate vs the Light Bearer. When these two ulitmate evils compete to see who’s worse, Gotham City pays the price for it. The two’s nemesis’s God and Batman aren’t about to let the two destroy Gotham City. Badness Rating: 7.5 Rating: M Fandom: Batman/Bible Comments: oh no someone wrote this seriously
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Title: The Promise Summary: Redwall series AU. Jesus becomes a creature of the Redwall books. How will taking place in Redwall change when the story of Jesus of Nazareth becomes the story of the white mouse Jesus of Noonvale. Badness Rating: 6.5 Rating: K Fandom: Bible/Redwall Comments: I’m linking you because it has 50 chapters and hell if I’m uploading that
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“A lovely love story about how the power of love can overcome anything. Even...”
– Bible/Harry Potter fanfiction, MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP
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Title: Jacob and the flower Summary: Aqua is sick with a rare sickness that only mermaids can have. Now everyone has to find the flower that can make Aqua better. Jacob will do anything to save her life but will be too late to save her?And he meet someone that can save her. This is Jacob’s story of saving Aqua from death. Badness Rating: 8.5 Rating: T Fandom: Twilight Comments:
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Title: Battle for Supremacy: I Give Thanks for the Gift of Bombs Summary: A mother sits down to read her children a story; a wonderful story of caring and giving. With several good role models. Oops, she picked up the WRONG book. Instead, ITS A STORY ABOUT HOW EIGHTBOOKSAND60CATS AND THE CREW BLEW THINGS UP ON THANKSGIVING! Suggested by Kindle10o. Badness Rating: 10 Rating: T Fandom: Avatar the...
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“miley putted on her wig n wlked on stage n strted 2 sing 4 da kiddies....”
– Supernatural/Hannah Montana crossover
I was too lazy to go through the process of actually filling out the story form so I put this as a quote since it’s short enough to be one.
Lovingly,
Uipstel
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“All of a sudden, a Jew appeared out of nowhere and started to fuck Patrick.”
– Spongebob Squarepants/Bible crossover
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Title: Saving Private Sandy Summary: Spongebob and Patrick encounter Lucifer and go on a journey to fight the demons of hell, enter the gates of heaven, and find Sandy before their time runs out. Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: Bible/Spongebob Squarepants Comments:
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One fine day in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob went to work. He trotted along yelling, “I’m ready! I’m...
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Title: A Life Like No Other Summary: Alex and Mason met and instantly fell in love right? Well what would happen if Bella was Alex’s sister and Jacob was Mason’s brother and Jacob imprinted on Alex instead of Nessie and Alex was pregnant with Mason’s child. Alex and Mason, Alex and Jacob Badness Rating: 8 Rating: K Fandom: Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place
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Title: PREGNANT JESUS Summary: Basically, I am Jesus - I made out with the Hulk and it had unexpected results. So many warnings I ran out of space Badness Rating: 9.5 Rating: M Fandom: Bible Comments:
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DON’T READ IF YOU HATE M-PREG, SLASH, FOUL LANGUAGE, VIVID MAKEOUT SESSIONS WITH THE FREAKING HULK AND GRAPHIC AND HORRIFYING IMAGES THAT SHALL STAY LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN FOREVER AND...
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Title: Bella Swan: Wizard! Summary: The Cullens always thought Bella was a fragile human. “Im…a…a..wizard” . Not only that but her relatives, The Russo’s are moving to Forks. And with more wizards there.Troubles around the corner Badness Rating: 8 Rating: T Fandom: Twilight/Wizards of Waverly Place Comments:
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” Come on Bella you can do this all you...
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Title: From within Summary: everyone’s favourite sponge is quickly entangled in a world of magic. violent themes Badness Rating: 10 Rating: M Fandom: Spongebob Squarepants/Twilight Comments:
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Iiiiiii WARNING !1 one lol
This fanfic contains very grafic imgs and such and iz not intended 4 younger audienses and thus iz rated m for machure. Reader b wary u may b disturbd. It...
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Hey all!
I know you might get frustrated at the gaps between posts we sometimes have so I have a suggestion of what you can do to help fix it. Believe it or not, Dirge and I have lives (somewhat) and don’t always have time to update continuously. If everyone submits one fanfiction or quote, we’ll have one a day for a solid year. So take a few minutes out of your busy schedules and...
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“There was intense sexual tension so they fucked again and a monster joined in.”
– Spongebob Squarepants/Bible crossover, Saving Private Sandy
December 2012
22 posts
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Anonymous asked: your icon helped me through this hell
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Title: Dear Juliet Summary: A confused Bella Swan sends a letter to Juliet, aka Sophie Hall, for advice. Badness Rating: 7 Rating: K Fandom: Letters to Juliet/Twilight Comments: Because Bella really needs to trouble even more random people with her stupid problems while ignore the advice.
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Dear Juliet,
I’m in love with these two wonderful guys, but I don’t know who to...
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Title: your love is my drug Summary: bella is not who she seems. she is actually derek’s sister, and a very powerful werewolf. and what is happening with derek and stiles ? read to find out. beware of the coming lemons ! Badness Rating: 8.5 Rating: T Fandom: Teen Wolf/Twilight Comments:
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~Derek pov~
Here we go again, always fighting becaus MCcall here doesnt want to...
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Title: Veggies in Equestria Summary: Bob and Larry find themselves in Equestria. Too bad everyone here is a vegetarian. Quick one-shot I did on break. Maybe I’ll flesh it out later. Badness Rating: 7.5 Rating: T Fandom: My Little Pony/Veggie Tales Comments: this is wrong. this is so wrong.
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Legal Stuff: MyLittlePony:FriendshipisMagic and all the characters therein are trademarked...
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““Oh, come off it. For months now. Every time you say ‘pass the...”
– Good Omens fanfiction, “Between the Lines”
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“A/N: WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? O_O”
– Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog/Supernatural crossover
touche, Zuvios Gemini, touche
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Title: Hermionus Summary: A touching story about the lovechild of Hermione Granger and Remus Lupin: a deformed, hermaphroditic beast/superhero. Badness Rating: 8 Rating: T Fandom: Harry Potter/Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog Comments:
